Melody Plant

Well we were all a bit dubious from the start. Chantelle and Preston were the hot on-screen Big Brother couple; but no-body expected it to really last. And it seems we were right on the button. After only 10 months the pair have been granted a quickie divorce on the grounds of his ‘unreasonable behaviour’.

The Ordinary Boys singer has also reunited with ex-fiancée Camille Aznar. In response Chantelle has said “It worries me that he’s got back together with Camille because it makes me think that our relationship was a complete lie. I think maybe he just went out with me because of what was going on around us at the time. So was it a lie? I can’t help but think that.”

Well duh! But it’s ok boys, not only is Chantelle now once again on the market she also has new – huge – 32DD boobs to boot. Blimey that’s an enlargement and a half. To make up for lack of brains I suppose?

Lily Allen was recently asked on what she wants to do if and when she decides to quit being a singer and leave the music scene completely.

She said, “I’d like to live in the country and have chickens and pigs. It’s a great job but it doesn’t leave time for what’s important – like having a family. I’m going to do one more album. I just want to make some money – maybe I could retire at 25.”

Let’s just take it for what it’s worth. This Lily that says she wants pigs is the same one that says she’s changed yet still manages to bash Victoria Beckham.

Amy Winehouse parties so hard during tour that her tour manager just can’t hang with her anymore. Thom Stone has reportedly quit as her tour manager because he is worried about that Amy is ruining his health. Haha, we all knew this was coming and let me tell you fans out there who think she might be able to claw back, this is only the beginning and there are more lows for her to come. Winehouse disappointed fans that were anxious to see her at the opening night of her U.K. tour in England, on Wednesday. Many of the anxious fans were so pissed at her lackluster performance that they walked out mid-show and demanded a refund. Just as I said there are more lows from her to come and she really is headed the Britney way, lackluster music and bad performance, dipping ratings and a complete trainwreck that’s what she is headed towards.

Some say she isn’t, others say she is. But for the umpteenth time, Rihanna squashed rumors that she’s dating actor Josh Hartnett.

A fake quote came out a while ago at the World Music Awards in Monte Carlo that Rihanna admitted to being with Josh and that she is very much in love with him. But Rihanna has gone on the record saying “That is completely incorrect. People quote me on things that I never said. That quote is not a real quote. It’s not right at all.” If you read between the lines, she’s saying that she’s single. There’s hope for all those still lusting for her.

What a weird coincidence, Duran Duran’s new video “Falling Down,” which was co-directed by Justin Timberlake is about a young star who is forced to go to rehab against her will and loses it. If this is about Britney I think this is quite low from J.T. I mean no one can argue that Britney is at a low point in her life. People can be judgmental of her, but it really is uncalled for from someone who said that he once loved Britney and that he wanted to help her through her tough times. I mean after Cry me a River Britney never said anything and took the high road (if cheating rumors were true she deserved the dissing), but it’s been YEARS, get over it Justin. JT could have been way classier and not jump in with all the haters. If you are such a creative artist stop taking cheap shots. Why is justin so obsessed with Britney. he says how he hates the press being all over his shit than he does shit like this. Leave Britney alone!!!! Why is he taking cheap shots at her? Who the fuck does he think he is?

Jon Bon Jovi has never been tempted to cheat on Dorothea, his wife of 18 years – despite the constant temptations on offer to a rock superstar. The 45-year-old confesses he has been “no saint” but insists he has never delved into the “shallow pool” of the rock and roll lifestyle. I love Jon Bon Jovi – if he has never cheated -he is not one of many – I’m sure he has had plenty of chances to stray – so, if he hasn’t -that’s great! I’ve been a bon jovi fan for many years now…although I don’t like his saying ‘I’m not going to trade UP’ meaning he acknowledges that hooking up w/ a starlet would be a step UP from his gorgeous, but older wife, Dorothea. hmmm…Freudian slip there, Mr. Bon Jovi? doesn’t matter, I still love you. Remain faithful to your wife because pure and true love is with a partner whose stuck with you during all your highs and lows, give me another person who could do it for 18 years, none – you have the answer and your love with you.

Paul McCartney and Heather Mills came together in court Thursday to continue the business of splitting up. I know I am going to get alot of hate posts for this, but honestly, I am as tired of hearing about this long drawn out divorce as I am of hearing about Princess Diana’s death and the ongoing long drawn out investigation into her alleged “murder”. Folks, Paul and Heather need to get it over with and we need to let Princess Di do just that, die already. Sorry if that sounds cold but how long are we going to go on and on about Di and the accident? I am surprised they are not investigating Elvis’s death! Let these people rest. Paul and Heather, big new flash, you are not the first, nor will you be the last couple to split up. Get it over already and sig the **** papers!

Rumors went around that Britney Spears would supposedly premiere her new music video for ‘Gimme More’ on the Thursday edition of MTV’s ‘Total Request Live’. The video was said to be directed by the same guy that directed Beyonce and Shakira’s ‘Beautiful Liar’, Jake Nava. We’ll see.

However, an MTV representative went on the record with Extra! that Britney will not premiere any music video on the show. You see?

In other Britney news, her fifth album which is due out on November 13 is rumored to be titled ‘Pieces of Me’. Even more rumors?

Here’s something that’s not: she’s a wreck.

Now that he has been proved this chaps just going keep running his point over and over again till we damn kick his ass and tell him that it’s been six months since the VMAs have been over. He might have been right that Britney will prove to be a failure at the MTV awards but that doesn’t mean he is some kind of messiah knows what’s going to be the Britney Spears performance and other things too, then he would have known that Kanye West wasn’t going to win in any of the five categories. So we all know he is not a messiah. Britney tired to get it right but she couldn’t, she is just a human trying to get it right all over again, she might not succeed but at least she’s tired to success, you these morons who think she finished and a waste need to take a closer look at themselves at see if they have ever achieved even a fraction of the success that Britney has. Mr. Timbaland good for you that you’ve been able to get a prediction right, but the same could happen to you.

This is really kind of a weird co-incidence but it just happens to be that when ever I am writing about Lindsay Lohan there is some news that has Paris Hilton too. After getting out of jail this girl has not been in the news for anything and so should it be coz this girl’s got nothing in her to suggest that she is worth a penny. But loves to be seen and written about so how she could possibly manage to keep herself in the spotlight. Isn’t this the weirdest thing you’ve seen in a long time? When I first saw this picture, I thought it was a fluke. But then I could see the point of the two of them being together well coz both of them are pretty much the worst things in their own field, Paris cannot sing, act and Curtis, well he can sing but he has such bad lyrics and such a nasty looking personality that no one would bother if he went past them. Paris is just a person who wants attention even if it meant being in the company of the worst men in town, she’ll be happy just to smile for the camera. These two were at his party for his new album “Curtis” at the Hard Rock last night.

Remember the video all over television and YouTube of Faith Hill bitching out a concert-goer who grabbed Tim McGraw’s crotch at a concert in Louisiana back in July? Now Hill has finally got something to say about that ugly incident which hit the headlines for quite sometime after that. “I mean, how disrespectful! And plus, it’s like sexual harassment. I mean if a man was to do that to a woman? I mean c’mon.” said Hill. I’m totally agreeing with her that if a man did that to a woman he would be arrested. That woman who did that, whoever she is, needs to class it up a little bit. I wouldn’t want to mess with Faith Hill. She seems pretty ghetto when it comes to her career and her man. But to what extent would fans and these celebs go for a brawl anywhere like it were a street fight.

It’s a good strategic move to leak out some songs especially when you’re trying to build up some hype but when the songs aren’t even on the mediocre level, you might want to think of a better strategy. Britney Spears’ record label has reportedly leaked four songs that won’t even make her album. Simultaneously.‘Everybody’ is the song that seems to be the ‘best’, mainly because is samples the Eurythmics classic ‘Sweet Dreams’. You can never go wrong with that song. The songs ‘Been a While’, ‘Your…’ and ‘Got Me High’ are songs that this world can definitely do better without. They should have been entitled ‘Blah 1’, ‘Blah 2’ and ‘Blah 3’.

Sorry boys, Hayden has her limits.

It has been reported that 50 Cent “erupted” during a meeting at his record label Interscope, after a forthcoming single and video–a collaboration with Robin Thicke–inadvertently leaked on to the Internet.

Reported by MTV News, the track “Follow My Lead” was due to be released as the third single from the rapper’s forthcoming album Curtis, and after current videos for “I Get Money” and “Ayo Technology” had dropped from rotation.

According to MTV’s sources, when 50 heard about the leak he reportedly ripped a plasma TV from the wall and threw his mobile phone through a window.

He later talked about his frustrations during an interview with DJ Kay Slay on New York’s Hot 97 radio station.

He said: “The process has been ill for me this go-around. I usually have to start a project myself, as far as Interscope. I got to lead. On the first album, ‘Wanksta’ just took off before ‘In Da Club’ came about. When we got to The Massacre, I leaked ‘Disco Inferno’ and they caught up with ‘Candy Shop.’

“This album, I threw ‘Straight To The Bank’ out there, and ‘Amusement Park’ was the joint they were supposed to assist me with going after. But when that came, it grew at the same pace that ‘Straight To The Bank’ grew. And I was like, ‘Yo, it don’t feel like it’s a difference in the support for the actual record.’”

Clips from “Follow My Lead” have since been removed from YouTube, but have already been posted elsewhere.

Foxy Brown has been charged with assault and possession of a weapon – her cell phone – for allegedly hitting a neighbor with her BlackBerry. Brown is on probation after pleading guilty to assault in a 2004 dispute over payment for a manicure at a nail salon. The latest arrest could lead to her probation being revoked. So she has made it a resolution for the year that she will enact what Naomi Campbell had succeed in doing, using the cell phone as a weapon to cause injury. Everyone remembers that Naomi too used her cell phone to hit her maid due to which she was order community service. Foxy just needs to take a few classes of ANGER MANAGEMENT and that should solve her problem. That’s a real nasty way to vent your anger at a neighbor. The neighbor could be suing her for the damage it has caused and the pain she has felt and the whole could well cost her as much as nearly 25 Black Berry phones. And if the neighbor is as nasty as Foxy has proved to be then we could be in for a long court room battle.

Tried to make her go to rehab and she said ‘yes, yes, yes’. Finally!

After a false alarm last week that she had checked into a treatment facility after her drug overdose, Amy Winehouse along with her husband Blake Fielder-Civil are finally entering rehab.

The Mirror is reporting that Wino and hubby treatment center in America this past weekend to deal with her addiction to heroin and cocaine and his own addictions. The last straw for Amy’s family was when her best friend caught her smoking heroin on Friday night just days after her overdose.

After a fight broke between Wino’s dad and Blake’s parents, the pair eventually relented.

Rehab rarely works the first time. Here’s to hoping it actually sticks… for her sake.

Cheryl Cole is sporting a sexy new hairdo. The singer looked smashing with the short crop. While most female pop stars would be buying and getting designer clothes made for a new single which is to be released and flash their flesh more than the talk about their song, but the ‘Girls Aloud’ singer opted for a different look with her sharp, shorter cut and fringe. Cheryl and her hubby, English Premiership Club Chelsea ace Ashley Cole were recently seen at a swanky London restaurant Cipriani. I think she completely believes that if she has done a good job with her song then she won’t have to toll too hard under the sun speaking to reporters and give high drama interviews to sell her sing/album. Which according to me, is a sign that she is confident of her success, rather doing bid time interviews just to get promoted and have eyeballs watching you before a release.

If you’re a fan of Fall Out Boy, nay, Pete Wentz, you can forget getting close to him. That is, if Ashlee Simpson is around. The pop singer likes to keep all the pieces of Pete as her own.

The couple stopped by Chicago last weekend to celebrate Crobar Chicago co-owner Mike Matushcka’s 40th birthday at Blender Sessions at the Hard Rock Hotel. Page Six reports that a jealous and mighty possessive Ashlee stayed close to Pete and wouldn’t let anyone get close to her man. When a few ladies stepped up to get pictures with Pete, Ashlee reportedly whined and dragged him away.

Insecure would be the word.

THERE are the deliriously exciting parts of getting signed to a major record label — spreading the news, hobnobbing with superstar labelmates, planning an album with a household-name producer — and then, according to the singer-songwriter Chrisette Michele, there are the not-so-thrilling parts. For example, “I never knew I was fat until Def Jam signed me. I seriously had no idea,” said the 24-year-old at her home here last week. “But then I started doing interviews, and people would ask, ‘How’s it been dealing with your weight all these years?’ ” Fat, America has so many obese people that there is no count and therefore so many heart disease patients. But if a celeb or a model or singer has slightly extra pounds on him/her all these media guys just stare at them like they have never seen something like this ever before and jump on to discuss weight matters. The interviewer could be fat herself but since Michele is an upcoming star she cannot have asked the interviewer about her weight problems. How single minded, may be they nothing better to ask about.

Usher’s latest confession: The wedding’s off. While word leaked earlier this week that the Grammy winner and his pregnant fiancée, stylist Tameka Foster, were due to tie the knot in a Hamptons ceremony Saturday, on the morning of the big day, Usher’s publicist confirmed that wedding bells would not be ringing. Usher better make sure the baby is his for starters. She has already failed once at marriage, will probably expect him to pay for her other kids, has a criminal past, and wants to isolate him. Sounds like a real winner!! He had better get a good lawyer and get her and her baggage out of his life. CLUE TO ALL MALE SINGERS, ETC. USE CONDOMS!!!!! Ms. Tameka Foster is known to have sticky fingers in Buckhead Atlanta Luxury Retailers. Sales professionals at Lenox Square and Phipps Plaza have a shoplifter grapevine and she is one to keep out of the fitting room and keep an eye on…such as Saks, Neimans and several designer boutiques. She presents herself as a celebrity stylist, how ironic. Insiders worry that she’ll try to take Usher for all she can.