Melody Plant

For all the good Lil’ Kim says it does, the “Magic Stick” can’t make a lawsuit disappear.
The raunchy rapper and guest-MC 50 Cent have been sued by a record producer who claims he never cashed in on the royalties he was due from his work on the hit single, which appeared on Kim’s 2003 album La Bella Mafia. Carlos Evans claims, he was paid a $7,500 advance and was promised a cut of the profits, Evans says, but he hasn’t been paid and his requests for a royalty audit have been ignored. Screwed up guy who ever he is, why didn’t he shout so loudly before when he has a lounge in his mouth? What did he think, like they going to come at his house and tell him, ‘hey Evans you did a fanstatic job in that 2003 album, I can’t remember the name of the album but I can remember you, your share of 50 cents as royalty share’. It’s a doggy dog business out there and none’s going to give you your share until you have the tenacity to get what’s yours.

Lil Kim was pulled over by police Thursday night due to her car not having a license plate. A source who was at the scene revealed just how crazy the tiny rapper was.

The rapper originally told the cops that the car was a gift from her boyfriend and that the car was sent on a flatbed from California to New York and then told the cops that cars don’t need license plates in California. Who the heck is she trying to fool?

The story then changed when she told police that she was licensed to drive in New Jersey but she unfortunately forgot her license. It turns out, she’s not licensed to drive anywhere.

Lil Kim stayed calm and cool during the whole thing until cameras showed up and she became a loud mess saying that if she was the average person, it wouldn’t be a problem. Yeah, coz cops let unlicensed drivers out on the road.