The Michael Jackson memorial lottery
July 6th, 2009There will apparently be 17500 free tickets available for Michael Jackson’s memorial which will take place on Tuesday and these will be handed out by lottery. This will all be conducted through registration on an internet site. And it seems that stakes are high as there were five hundred million contestants registered for the event within the first hour. The LAPD is also issuing a friendly warning that anyone who does not have a ticket should not try to gain entry to the memorial as security measures will be tight. There’s probably only one way to describe what will ensue on Tuesday: complete and utter chaos… and it’s all going to be happening in Los Angeles. Maybe this is one of the foregoing events of the Apocalypse.