John Mayer on His Vanity
February 14th, 2008 
John Mayer has an interview in the March issue of Best Life magazine. What does the douche bag talk about? Himself of course!
“I accept myself as a very specific kind of guy and in that sense I’m a little like a woman, because my chemistry is so exacting…I can’t describe it in words, but I can see it in my head, its color, its light, its shapes, and I’ve managed through my entire 30 years to synthesize my love for myself by way of many different reasoning’s and processes and have been able to really synthesize my own satisfaction and things that do it for me. They’ve usually been self-taught, self-instructed, self-refined. So to be with anybody else has to somewhat lie in that comfort zone I’ve created with myself so well.”